ABOUT THE RESISTANCE
Canada is a country of strong quiet patriotism. We CHERISH our MAJESTIC LANDSCAPES, OUR ROCKY MOUNTAINS AND GREAT LAKES, OUR WINDING RIVERS AND OUR ACTIC ICE. We are proud of our COUNTLESS contributions to the world. We are THANKFUL TO our indigenous peopleS. We are proud of our reputation IN THE WORLD for being polite NEIGHBOURS and steadfast FRIENDS.
But when our sovereignty is on the line, when someone threatens the country we love…ELBOWS UP.
WE ARE A CANADIAN BUSINESS RUN BY A SMALL GROUP OF CANADIANS WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY.
OUR PRODUCTS ARE DESIGNED AND PRINTED IN CANADA BY CANADIANS.
We are the CANADIAN resistance and we are GLAD THAT YOU’RE HERE.
Wrap Party
You did it! Even though the Singularity is infinite, there will be a Warp Party to gather with all the friends you’ve made on your journey.
Sand
This is your chance to take home a piece of the Singularity! Join us on an expedition to bottle up the sand on the event horizon for our permanent collections.
The tours will be led by experts in the field, leading us down a winding trail full of discourse on the upcoming unforeseeable changes to human civilization.
Infinity Meet and Greet
Slip into the Singularity with one of our signature Infinite Cocktails, while you’re whisked away by the hypothetical future sounds of irreversible technological progress.
As day turns to night and time collapses in on itself, a wide collection of gourmet food trucks will be available to delight even the most spherical palate.